>Leftovers Again

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You like leftovers? Really? You know, you have to make something before you have leftovers. Or go over to your parents house and come home with some of theirs. Anyway, I was thinking about how to get rid of leftovers and still get to eat out occasionally.

>Government Massage

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The trick to completing today’s comic strip was to find the twist at the end that could make a TSA pat-down into a semi-massage. I chose to go with placing some type of metal in strategic spots to imply they would do a double pat-down there. I then decided to use exercise gear to visually lead the reader into the punch line.

>White Elephant

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Why? What do you give when the invitation says “white elephant?” To quote Groucho Marx, “Of course, in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.”

>Synchronized Lights

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I got to wondering…what if someone changed stoplight synchronization to Christmas carols (you know, like people link up their houses). Just imagine what madness that would be.

>Company Vision

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On the radio last night, I heard some politician talking about needing to get a clear vision of what Congress needs to do about the Bush tax cuts. As I sure you would do, I immediately heard the word vision as seeing with our eyes and not about having a well-defined goal. So, where would that take us in a CoV? For me, this is what happened.

>HDLC

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I decided I wanted to try and do another work-themed CoV. So I started with looking for some way to apply the Kubler-Ross Stages of Grief. As you can see, I got a little distracted, but I think everyone has called some type of help line before, so you know they take foreeeeever.

>Who You Know

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This morning, I was trying to think of a different way to present a letter to Santa. At first, I was looking for what a member of I.T. would write, but then I decided that a better direction would be about someone trying to get a response from I.T.

>Purple Princess Dress

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This is not quite verbatim from a conversation I had on Sunday, but it is very close. The main thing I wanted to remember was my saying “Which princess” and her response of “It’s not a witch princess.” Those are the memories that memories are made of. Well, you know what I mean.

>Poor Acronym

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Apparently, we do offer some type of Service Offering Bundle. I did not hear them erfer to it by its acronym, but that seems inevitable.

>Productivity Up

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I had a different comic planned for today, but I changed my mind on the drive in. I went to the Dr. yesterday and got some medicine. That led me to think about how some medications make people sleepy. Then that led me to think about what people might notice (or miss) if I were to fall asleep at work.